Thank the Gods…

In honour of my American readers, I thought that I’d take the opportunity to express my gratitude on this most sacred turkey day. Not that I’ve ever actually celebrated Thanksgiving myself, mind you, but any holiday where you test a body to its very limits – by seeing how much you could stuff inside of it – certainly has appeal. Besides, I’ve always been a fan on getting down on my knees to show how very thankful I am for the gifts bestowed upon me, regardless of the season.

After much time spent in the pursuit of manly pleasure, I have quite a good deal for which to be grateful. Of course, there is the overall awesomeness of gay sex itself, and my good fortune to have been accompanied by many strapping specimens of manhood in my adventures, but today I thought I’d try to be a little more precise. So, without further ado, it’s time to thank and acknowledge those certain wonderful qualities that have made my masculine romps extremely enjoyable over the years.

Good Lip Work – Nothing beats an expertly executed, passionate kiss. I’ve often found that if the gent in question is talented in this regard, then it’s a good indicator as to their prowess in general. Sadly, the inverse tends to hold true as well – if he can’t master this act it’s unlikely he’s able to use his mouth correctly anywhere else.


Reciprocation – What could be better than a lad who gives as good as he gets, and genuinely seems to enjoy helping others reach their own happy endings. No one should have to do all the work, after all.

Versatility – I’ve often thought one of the best things about man-on-man play is the fact that we have all the necessary bits to swap roles when the mood strikes us. Indeed, a ride there for a ride back is always welcome and the very height of politeness.

Insatiable Power Bottoms – You’ve got to admire a guy who’s not content to simply take one for the team, but prefers to service the entire squad instead. Admittedly, there have been times – usually after a big party weekend – where I’ve discovered my own preference for such a demanding position.

Dirty Tops – On the other side of the spectrum, I’m ever appreciative of a man who knows well how to please and punish an ass in equal measure…even better if they have a member that more than matches their skill set.

Twinks with Daddy Issues – Not something that used to concern me very much at all, but as the years pass me by I have definitely come to value this particular group. You get to play with young, eager guys and they get to work through their personal concerns – everybody wins!

Now it’s your turn, dear readers. What depravity are you thankful for?

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