F@&k-it List.

Granted, I’m by no means a novice when it come to matters of the carnal variety, but despite my somewhat extensive experience there are still quite a few things that I’d like to get up/in to before I toddle of this mortal coil. So I thought I’d share some of the things on my to do list, but not everything, a gentleman should leave a little something to the imagination, after all.

It would be fair to say that I have already done more than some people would even contemplate – twosomes, threesomes, men, women, orgies, B&D, S&M, watersports and so on. That being said, there are some exceptions to my usual philosophy of ‘never say never’ – scat being one of them…I do love Berlin but I’m not that German in my leanings.

First on my list of coveted carnality would be a threesome with a guy and girl. Surprisingly with all the combinations I’ve tried, this is one that has so far eluded me. I appreciate the beauty of both sexes so I figure what could be better than trying them both at the same time? I’m not all that keen, however, to have them in the same person. Not that I have anything against individuals who don’t conform to traditional notions of gender but it just isn’t what floats my boat. Personally, prefer to play with man parts on men and lady parts on women….call me old-fashioned.


Next up would be the delightful act of double penetration. Now, I’m not talking about a simple spit roast where you are plugged at both ends, as I’ve been a happy participant as both the roaster and roastee on more than a few occasions. Or even the marvellous piggy in the middle – or Lucky Pierre – where one demonstrates true versatility by being both penetrator and penetrated at the same time. Rather, I’m referring to being buggered by two obliging gentlemen at once, again either in the active or passive role. I’ve seen it done so many times in porn that I imagine it must be lovely to be so full of cock – or painful – but that’s what I intend to find out for myself.

Lastly, we have the whole kidnap/violation scenario, where I’d be abducted, then used and abused like a dirty little whore and then dumped back on the street several hours later with my clothes ripped to pieces and covered in cum. This be may the hardest to organise, as I’d need around five hot, burly guys, a van and a pre-arranged time to be abducted in a dark alley – logistically problematic but if I was really motivated I’m pretty sure I could get it done.  I’ve chosen five as the magic number, so that I put up a real fight and still be easily overpowered. Truthfully, I dare say that the fantasy of this one is most likely better than the reality but a boy can dream.

So, I’m interested to know, what debauched devilment would my loyal readers like to get up to before receiving that final release?

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