Baby Got Back!

I’m reluctant to call myself an ass man. Don’t get me wrong, I’m most definitely an avid fan of this particular part of the male anatomy, but I’m also a proud face/leg/chest/torso….man. Indeed, I love every single part and could happily eat a man from head to toe and back again. Granted, there are men that have such breathtaking behinds that it can be hard to focus on anything but the butt. For the sake of brevity, however, I shall limit today’s missive to delicious derrières. Who doesn’t love a shapely-bottomed gent?

There’s just something about a pair of beautifully proportioned buttocks that gets my mind racing to all sorts of places…admittedly most often the gutter. From tight, pert ones, to gloriously round bubble butts and right through to hard muscular globes I love them all – fully clothed, bare or in any state of undress really. Admittedly, I am drawn more to those who possess a pleasantly plump posterior. Not only do they feel good in your hands but they also provide essential cushioning for when you’re hard at work thrusting away.


Honestly, sometimes it’s all I can do to stop myself dropping to my knees and attempting to shove all sorts of things inside them. Much like my passion for a man’s manhood a righteous rear end can have me practically drooling at first glance. Creating a ravenous hunger that can only be quenched by a most thorough rimjob. Such delightful acts aren’t for everyone, of course, and even I insist on following certain rules to avoid any unpleasant encounters – a recent shower is a must for me. That being said, I know there are many others who are keener for a more musky taste…and not just Germans!

It must be said, that as much as I enjoy feasting down there I am not opposed in the slightest to a spot of reciprocation. It would be impolite to refuse such as gracious offer, after all.


Regardless of your predilection for positions – top to bottom – I think it’s a crime to leave an astounding ass unloved. As with the delightful practice of fellatio, there is an art to it where enthusiasm is just as important as technique. A talented tongue is easily able to get a man all worked up and prepare the way for whichever other body parts that you want to introduce into this inviting entrance. There are so many ways to drive a lad wild – teasing with your tongue, breath, stubble….trust me rough facial hair on a sensitive hole can weaken even the strongest resistance. Certainly, it has helped me to convince more than a few ‘tops’ to expand their horizons after proper attention has been paid to the area in question.

Not to mention the joy of opening them up to new experiences, such as using them as a substitute bowl and eating all manner of things from there – ice-cream, pancake batter, cookie dough…the possibilities are endless. Utterly scrumptious I tell you, but don’t just take my word for it, try it out for yourself.


Bottoms up!

Share on FacebookTweet about this on TwitterShare on Google+Share on TumblrEmail this to someone

Comments are closed.